Here's my whole take on the Breaking Dawn
My mood on Facebook is "Trudy Hobbit Seabrook
is shaking like a phasing wolf. SCREW STEPHENIE MEYER FOR REAL. IMPRINT THIS YOU CRAZY BROAD! OMG! SCREW HER!"
That's my story and I'm sticking to that shit. Jacob's pretty much Bella's personal wolfskin rug.
Stephenie Meyer needs a smack. seriously.